This really works folks!
Instructions: (free trial included!)
1. Find a clean bib (or towel. Or blanket. ANYTHING that works! just don't dig into your daughter's new-baby-shower gifts...)
(especially for the first grandchild. That would be very tacky!)
Tie bib securely around neck. You are now ready for the SL weight loss program!
2. Ok now this is where the rubber meets the road:
Get on the Scarlett Letter blog. (It's easy! in fact if you reading this, you are already there!)
3. Now, look at the top of the page for "Gallery". Click.
4. (Pay attention to these following instructions carefully): Click. Drool. Scroll. Click. Drool. Scroll. (repeat as many times as necessary).
(results within 15 minutes guaranteed! tests have proven up to 2 pounds lost within 24 hours! no other diet can compare!)
(for even *more* weight loss, check out the Scarlett Letter website!)
here is your free trial: (sigh)
(CAUTION: this method guaranteed to work with the following disclaimer: no chocolate (or cookies. Or donuts!) (nope. not even chips.) while surfing.)
(Note:this weight loss program has guaranteed success; patent pending.)