Margaret Randolph

Margaret Randolph
Margaret Randolph stitched by Jenny


Monday, 6 October 2014

How to lose weight the (guaranteed!) Scarlett Letter way

This really works folks!

Instructions: (free trial included!)

1.  Find a clean bib (or towel.  Or blanket.  ANYTHING that works!  just don't dig into your daughter's new-baby-shower gifts...)

(especially for the first grandchild.  That would be very tacky!)

Tie bib securely around neck.  You are now ready for the SL weight loss program!

2.  Ok now this is where the rubber meets the road:

Get on the Scarlett Letter blog.  (It's easy!  in fact if you reading this, you are already there!)

3.  Now, look at the top of the page for "Gallery".  Click.

4.  (Pay attention to these following instructions carefully):  Click.  Drool.  Scroll.  Click.  Drool.  Scroll.  (repeat as many times as necessary).

(results within 15 minutes guaranteed!  tests have proven up to 2 pounds lost within 24 hours! no other diet can compare!)

(for even *more* weight loss, check out the Scarlett Letter website!)

here is your free trial: (sigh)

(CAUTION:  this method guaranteed to work with the following disclaimer: no chocolate (or cookies.  Or donuts!) (nope.  not even chips.) while surfing.)

(Note:this weight loss program has guaranteed success; patent pending.)


Krista said...

So cute, Theresa! It certainly would cause a weight loss to my pocket book! LOL

Nicola said...

BRILLIANT !!! I always look forward to your posts

Bethany said...

Yes, there are some very talented stitcher's on this blog. Great way to lose weight, as we put it on while sitting and stitching.

Jo who can't think of a clever nickname said...

Haha, had to laugh at this one! Did you know that stitching burns 86 calories per hour? OK, sitting still burns 83 but who's counting?
I've lost count of the number of times I've forgotten to eat lunch because I'm engrossed in either my stitching or surfing needlework sites. "Just one more stitch/click..."